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#1 Bula Matali

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 09:14 AM

Donít fuck a woman you donít want to see for the next 18 years


However long it took you to hit it, it probably took the last guy half the time.

JUST CAUSE SHE LOOK GOOD DON'T MEAN SHE GOOD...

If you meet a woman, and she claims she can't find Mr. Right, it's because her azz is looking' for Mr. Wrong

Never fuck with a woman that thinks she deserves shit she can't afford to get for herself. Bitch will bring nothing but grief to your life.

Women like to fuck as much as men and they like that freak shit even more than most men: If your woman isnít fuckin' you, she probably is fucking somebody else. Same goes for freak shit, if she won't get freaky with you; don't be surprised if she put it on the last man, the other man or the next man.

If your woman was sexin' you lovely when y'all were dating and just stops that shit cold as soon as you sound like you want to commit to her azz, yo azz just got trapped. Bounce and don't look back.

Never marry a female if you:
1. Never fucked her
2. Don't know if you can live with her


And one from my pops:

Maintain your MAN. Never let a female beat you into punkin' yourself. The minute you do, her azz will bounce to a REAL MAN and let you know exactly why. Or as my pops put it:

DON'T LET NO WOMAN TAKE YOUR MANHOOD AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT MAN.

Women come out the womb strapped with game- Max Julien

Whenever u sex a woman make sure youíre the best she ever had and the pussy will always and emphasis on ALWAYS be yours.

Never trust a girl who is to emotional and whose eyes are quick to shed tears- My uncle

It doesn't mean shit if a woman likes u, its cool if she loves u but Always makes sure she respects u.(witnessed myself)

I got this advice from a bonafide pimp in the hood.. He told me if you ever wanted to break up with a woman and remain friends all you have to do is keep asking her to do shit for you constantly. Eventually shell get tired of catering to your ass and just fade away. I've tried this on numerous occasions and best believes it works like a charm.
Whenever I want out of the relationship for any reason but I still wanna hit it from time to time, The advice that I got from him never fails..............


"If your woman wears the pants in your relationship, just go ahead and lie down cuz you bout to get fucked"

"Never treat a bitch like a Queen unless she realizes you the gottdamn King

Get a woman's respect and you will get everything else in time.
Lose a woman's respect and you will lose everything else in time.
Even IF I get dissed, as long as I have her respect, I will always have a chance. If you prove to be selfish, weak, or bend even for HER, she will always have something to hold over you.

My momma taught me that.


One that always works on the job:

The easiest way to get a fine ass sista on your dick is to ignore her.



Never turn a ho into a housewife.
...I've seen this cripple one too many of my boys because they took this lightly...or thought that she had changed/matured or figured nah it can't happen to me...please please please fellas do not have ho's living up in your crib...they cool as hell to hang with but don't try to play house with them...I'm very serious...

your housewife better have some hoe in her or your days are gonna be long as fuck. Got to be able to discern between a hoe and a freak. A freak is down for whatever with you, a hoe is just down for whatever.

Just like a hoe ain't gonna change her spots late in the game, a prude assed bitch will do the same.

I'd hate to see y'all bros 20 years up into a relationship and still having to go out and pay hoes to do shit as simple as get your dick sucked or hit it from the back because wifey is on some old Puritan shit and will only let you hit it every other Wednesday in the missionary position for 20 minutes.

Don't assume that just because a female sexed you, she's a hoe.

First of all, that is some low self esteem exposing type shit "She fucked me, must be something wrong with her azz.".

Second, most females ain't hanging on to their virginity these days, so if they like you, they will sex you pretty early in the game.

When you got problems is when her ass just flatly refuses to sex you no matter how much finesse and quality time you think you throwin' at her, that could mean:
1. She ain't feeling you (possibly because your shit is weak, but could be 100 other reasons as well)
2. She ain't fuckin' (which is cool at 18, but kinda dysfunctional at 28 and just straight up creepy at 38)
3. Or she feelin' the next man just a little bit more than she's feelin' you.

Also, if you find a female that you vibe with, keep her ass around. Don't fuck up a good thing because you think that the other 5 milion sistahs you haven't hit yet won't be available anymore. Most of they asses didn't want you anyway.

Women are natural caregivers and if you get them to start doing stuff for you then you have a good chance of obtaining that woman---women don't do shit for people they don't like!

Secondly: Never tell a woman exactly how many women you've slept with.

If it is an excessive number (and I've seen this way too many times on the dating shows and from personal experience) the man WILL NOT GET ANY PUSSY!!! STAY AMBIGUOUS OR LIE, LIE, LIE ABOUT THE NUMBER (women do it all the time). Say you are experienced but do not give the actual number unless it's a small number.

Finally: Never let a woman know how much you look at porn---it is none of their fucking business!!! It basically turns most women off; they can't handle the fact that men desire more than one woman 99.9% of the time. It's just the way we are.

IF YA GIRL IS THE BOMB IN BED , REMEMBER SOMEONE ELSE TAUGHT HER HOW TO SUCK THAT DICK.DONT GET CAUGHT UP IN YOUR OWN BULLSHIT...

Don't mess with gold diggers

To make sure I never did drugs, my father told me when I was 11 years old: "Son, if it's better than pussy, you don't want it." That shit blew my mind! That was like 20 years ago, and I remember it like it was yesterday...



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Give a woman something once she appreciates

Give it to her twice she'll hope for it

Give it to her three times she'll expect it

Give it to her four times she'll demand it

Give it to her five times it's her God given right to have it"

When you come across a group of girls always hit on the ugliest one. This will make the other girls envious and try harder to pick you up. If that doesn't work at least you'll have an ugly girl to go home with.

LOT of my boys are experiencing this shit this very moment.

You will never really know if your wifey or woman is real about hers until you and her go through some shit. Get laid off, get sick, get in the hole financially, then look at her and see if she's seeing you the same way she did when shit was good.

A lot of females talk this "as long a he takes care of me" shit, and unfortunately, a lot of brothas fall for that shit, but most hoes that drop that line just mean financially and materially. If that's the case, then you ain't got shit but a bill with a pussy.

Want to know why so many marriages that seem tight end in divorce, it's because at the first sign of adversity, shit falls apart and NOBODY goes through life without going through some shit.

If you sense that she's the type that would crumble under a little pressure while you are dating, you can hit that shit, but walk the fuck away.

If you go through some shit and and she rides right at your side through it, keep that female forever and make sure you treat her like a queen, she's probably the only hoe you ever fucked with that deserved it.

Treat a bitch like dirt and she'll stick to you like mud...."

Fuck with your dick, not your heart. Think outside the box, not within your emotions. Love with time, not with premonition and you will never become a slave to it

if my girl cheats with you try to cum on her face for me.
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 10:30 AM

Donít fuck a woman you donít want to see for the next 18 years


i find it a very useful advice but will you expand on it?


However long it took you to hit it, it probably took the last guy half the time.


meaning the womans resistance increases with time?

If you meet a woman, and she claims she can't find Mr. Right, it's because her azz is looking' for Mr. Wrong


:smilie_laugh: true, very true....


Never fuck with a woman that thinks she deserves shit she can't afford to get for herself. Bitch will bring nothing but grief to your life.


I have an experience with that. Someone is still at my tail, thinking she deserves to be taken care of, just because i gave her great sex.... :unsure:



Women like to fuck as much as men and they like that freak shit even more than most men: If your woman isnít fuckin' you, she probably is fucking somebody else. Same goes for freak shit, if she won't get freaky with you; don't be surprised if she put it on the last man, the other man or the next man.


real life advice. But forgive my ignorance, what is freak shit?



Never marry a female if you:
1. Never fucked her
2. Don't know if you can live with her


if you are not fucking her, according to your advice, someone is....so why bother?



DON'T LET NO WOMAN TAKE YOUR MANHOOD AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT MAN.




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Posted 05 October 2005 - 10:36 AM

Donít fuck a woman you donít want to see for the next 18 years


Some people sometimes jump into bed with people they don't really like just to have some quick sex. Quick sex can sometimes turn into a baby.

If U end up getting pregnant with someone U do not really like, and U have the baby... U have to deal with this person for the next 18 years while U both raise this baby.

So, if u know U cannot handle someone for 18 years, don't get into bed with them.....
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 10:38 AM

freak shit means freaky/kinky sex.

I think sexually U must be compatible with the people U plan to settle with. If they are not into what U like sexually, U will be sexually dissatisfied in the long term.
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 11:00 AM

When you come across a group of girls always hit on the ugliest one. This will make the other girls envious and try harder to pick you up. If that doesn't work at least you'll have an ugly girl to go home with.


:smilie_laugh:



Got to be able to discern between a hoe and a freak. A freak is down for whatever with you, a hoe is just down for whatever.


I think i found what freak shit means in this context



WOW Bula this is the best thread i everr read on the Sex and dating forum.
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 11:03 AM

Donít fuck a woman you donít want to see for the next 18 years


Some people sometimes jump into bed with people they don't really like just to have some quick sex. Quick sex can sometimes turn into a baby.

If U end up getting pregnant with someone U do not really like, and U have the baby... U have to deal with this person for the next 18 years while U both raise this baby.

So, if u know U cannot handle someone for 18 years, don't get into bed with them.....

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yeah thats very true
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 01:21 PM

The only thing predictable about a woman is unpredicablity
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 03:04 PM

How you start a relationship is how you finish - If you start telling lies from the start you're going to be telling lies all thru.

Stay inconsistant from day one - Women memorize patterns

Ask a women to ask U questions from day 1 because her 1st 5 questions are the most important to see where her mind is at- You have to also tell her she can ask you anything.

Women = Jobs ... So treat the next female you meet like a interview. HISTORY IS EVERYTHING. ask why they broke up. ask if they been cheated on (And if they say they have been cheated on more than 3x that woman has issues)

If you plan on keeping her full time make sure you know about her parents (How her mom treated her dad is how she is going to treat you)

never commit, women love what they can't have..

Stay busy from day one -If she ask why you're single tell them you're picky and always working.
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 03:57 PM

Stay busy from day one -If she ask why you're single tell them you're picky and always working.


Real women dont wait for the busy type.
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 08:58 AM

Don't marry the woman you want to marry, marry the woman who wants to marry you
effectively "Marry the woman who loves you more than you love her."

same thing goes for women.

Edited by Bula Matali, 06 October 2005 - 09:01 AM.

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 01:59 PM

Don't marry the woman you want to marry, marry the woman who wants to marry you
effectively "Marry the woman who loves you more than you love her."

same thing goes for women.

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Bula,

Are you trying to confuse us?

There is a dilemma here: a conundrum if you will.

Isn't the person who wants to marry you supposed to wait for someone who wants to marry her?

I guess the stalemate is broken when we allow the suggestion to hold true.
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 04:17 PM

Don't marry the woman you want to marry, marry the woman who wants to marry you
effectively "Marry the woman who loves you more than you love her."

same thing goes for women.

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Bula,

Are you trying to confuse us?

There is a dilemma here: a conundrum if you will.

Isn't the person who wants to marry you supposed to wait for someone who wants to marry her?

I guess the stalemate is broken when we allow the suggestion to hold true.

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now i am even more confused?


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Posted 06 October 2005 - 04:37 PM

don't think about it too much...

in every relationship, there are dynamics of who loves who more and who is "more desperate" to be hitched to whom...

If u want your woman more than she wants U, u will compromise/sacrifice more in order to keep her. If she wants U more.... guess who will be riding in the High Chair ?

understand ?
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 05:25 PM

don't think about it too much...

in every relationship, there are dynamics of who loves who more and who is "more desperate" to be hitched to whom...

If u want your woman more than she wants U, u will compromise/sacrifice more in order to keep her. If she wants U more.... guess who will be riding in the High Chair ?

understand ?

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 06:26 PM

ah Bula, as someone who is always looking for someone who fancies me more than i do them (i say fancy cos honestly, i dont have a clue what love is) I can tell you that a person might never find the right person!
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 07:20 PM

I can tell you that a person might never find the right person!


so how do U account for people who find good partners and build good lasting marital relationships ? ( like I have done)
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 08:45 PM

i keep on repeating marriage is a game of chance.

you have to be a fool for the rest of your life in order for
to be a success or vice versa.

if you plan to go to sturdy law, then it is the end of the film.
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Posted 07 October 2005 - 09:28 AM

i keep on repeating marriage is a game of chance.

you have to be a fool for the rest of your life in order for
to be a success or vice versa.

if you plan to go to sturdy law, then it is the end of the film.

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then its good i am not married
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 03:48 PM

any more advice ?
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 04:13 PM

any more advice ?



I am dead sure al the guys are waiting for you to bring the advice as you are the self appointed Guru
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Posted 30 June 2010 - 10:36 AM

some people have sharp tongues....
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